BOJ Commercial Grade Manual Can Opener with Angled Bar
This is a can opener designed for the back of a busy restaurant, but there's plenty of great ways you could use it - a little catering business, a fundraiser or food service, tailgating, or a big group picnic.
Bialetti 12-ounce Stovetop Espresso Maker
If you are into really strong coffee, and one tiny cup of espresso just isn't enough, you might want to invest in this. It doesn't quite make espresso because it doesn't have that much pressure, but the result is a drink that'll remind you of mornings in Italy.
Star Wars R2-D2 coffee press
I mean, sure, if you need help hiding the technical layouts to the Galactic Empire's largest, most deadly weapon he can do that. But if what you really need is just a nice cup of coffee to wake up with, he can do that, too.