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Amazon has the KitchenAid Professional 6-quart Bowl-Lift Stand Mixer in Empire Red on sale for $209.00. This usually sells for more than $300, and the reviews are fantastic.
There's a reason why everyone you know has a stand mixer. They're awesome. Whether you're baking, making pasta, mixing up huge batches, or you just want special touches like homemade whipped cream without the 40 minutes of hand-whisking, a KitchenAid can help you out. It makes classroom-sized cookie batches a goal you can reach, since the capacity can mix enough dough for 13 dozen cookies. The mixing action makes your ingredients incorporate thoroughly, and the bowl-lift design is capable of handling whatever you throw at it.
You'll get a spiral dough hook, flat beater, and wire whip attachment. Don't let the party stop there, though. There are about a gajillion attachments to take your new stand mixer to the next level.